The Adventure Begins
Bruh, it's like okay so I was walkin down the street and I saw this chick she was hot but like super annoying know what I mean pfft*
I don't know her name or anything but she looked like a total goth emo whatever so I decided to go talk to her huh
The Conversation
I approached her and she looked up at me kinda weird and she said somethin like huh wht r u doin here?
I told her I was just passin through but like I was thinkin of grabber pita chip from 7 eleven close and we stood there for a sec
The Emotional Depth
Then suddenly she starts tellin me about her cat its name is mr whiskers or somethin huh we talked about mr whiskers for like 10 mins and it was kinda sweet or somethin
The Plot Thickens
Just as we were gettin deep into the conversation some dude comes up and like literally pulls her away huh I was all cool by the way but she didn't seem to mind or anything
He said Rachel we have to go I have a meeting and she just like nods or whatever
The Melodrama
I stood there alone for a sec feelin kinda confused yeah I had like no idea what was goin on or if I was supposed to know anything but then the girl came back like what felt like 5 mins later and she said sorry about that I have to get goin huh that was a kinda abrupt huh but I tried to keep the convo goin anyway
Continued Awkwardness
I asked her if like she wanted to grab coffee later or something but she just pulls out her phone and then like writes real fast or something
Action Packed Awkwardness
And then suddenly she gets a call from someone and she like answers it and starts talkin to whoever it is real loud like super loud so I could hear the whole convo and I was all like okay I think I'll just *shrug* some dude on the phone was like we're gonna crush this no problem and she was all like oh yea wth did I forget about that huh it was kinda intense but also kinda whatever
Back to Mr. Whiskers
After the phone call we started talkin about mr whiskers again and I could tell like the dude who had pulled her away was gettin impatient or somethin huh he like crossed his arms or something
The Sun Sets on the Awkwardness
So then the dude says listen Rachel I gotta go now and she's all like yup I'll talk to you later and he just shrugs and walks off huh
Mr. Whiskers is kinda clueless
I've been thinkin bout mr whiskers all day and how he was probably all stressed about his human's drama huh and I just can't even
The Awkwardness Continues
I saw the girl walkin down the street later and I tried to get her attention but she igged me and I was all woah why didnt she even acknowledge me huh and then like kinda random a lot of people around me were starin and stuff maybe cuz they were annoyed with me or something haha idk
The Sudden Change in Tone
I decided just to chill at home instead and eat some food later and it's like really good cuz I just put a lot of sauce on it huh